Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
good luck next time college you cant get me now
A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?
#I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE#THAT IT HAS BEEN NEARLY TWO MONTHS#AND THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I’VE SEEN ANYONE MAKE THIS JOKE#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN TWO MONTHS AND *I* DIDN’T MAKE THIS JOKE#I’M DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF US#cap 2 (x)
I legit made this face too
AnalThrasher69 is a good person
This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.
always reblog the consenting anal thrasher
"Catholics and other Christians are against abortions, and they’re against homosexuals. Well who has less abortions than homosexuals?! Leave these fucking people alone, for Christ sakes! Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion! And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside! You’d think they’d make natural allies."
-George Carlin (said it first)
it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible
really? because I didn’t feel
This is not okay.
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